A Traditional Holiday Fist Fight

Man dressed as Grim Reaper arrested

Werewolf boy escapes Moscow clinic

Vampire on the Prowl

I'm very scared...Count Dracula is going to get me.

Idaho Man Cuts off & Microwaves hand

Jail break-in to give trannie lag knickers

what has this world come to?

Capterpillars con ants with smell

Why is this news... Is the world that boring that this is the best news that the media had to come up with this story?

"Thief who hides knife in trousers stabs self"

It’s hard enough to accept that some dumb ass brakes into a house with only a knife to scare off the owners. But the smock actually stabs him self in the process of the robbery and gets captured….. What has this world come to? Are you kidding me? LOL

One of our Bridges are Missing

The story should not be about a missing bridge, it should be how dumb this town really is. How can one misplace a bridge?

Earthworm

The class participated in a word game and then afterwords the students had to make a connect with the words, which then would create a weird phrases/sayings/etc. I found this title or what ever you may what to call it amazing. It states “Earthworm braces safety pin like a Ferris wheel over a chicken leg shaped sketchpad”. The words that are in a bold type are some of the words that were in the game that the class played.